Archives

2010.01.24: Better get packing!
2010.01.08: Won't someone think of the animals?
2010.01.05: Oh, how I giggled when I read this
2010.01.05: Hurry up and wait
2009.12.18: Some Festive Cheer
2009.12.12: Sunitha Krishnan's rather awesome TEDtalk
2009.12.06: Those fuckers stay in your head
2009.11.27: Cuz I need a laugh...
2009.11.20: 3 a week, every week
2009.11.15: Another reason to be vegan
2009.11.13: I need to make a cup of tea...
2009.11.04: At the end of NaNoWriMo day 3
2009.11.03: *rotfpmslwtflol*
2009.11.03: The double-think: still burning.
2009.11.02: The double-think, it burns.
2009.10.28: 3 Years in 153 Seconds
2009.10.25: If I make it through without rupturing my sides, it'll be something...
2009.10.11: To Ken
2009.09.23: Watch out better beware
2009.09.14: Meat is murder. So are dairy, eggs and fish.
2009.09.10: Daily Nausea
2009.08.17: Meteors and satillites and frogs, oh my!
2009.08.17: Trans 101 Remedial
2009.08.02: Misdirection and obfuscation
2009.07.25: You know what's really irritating?
2009.07.20:
2009.07.20: A domain of my own
2009.07.18:
2009.07.17: And how it rained...
2009.07.13: Lobe-busting documentary watching
2009.07.11: Wow, that's stupid
2009.06.20: On good authority, my handwriting resembles a mouse's cardiogram
2009.06.13: Solar Powered Changes
2009.06.09: ... sparkles...
2009.06.04: One party with equality in their manifesto, what did you think I'd do?
2009.05.24: No, Calgon can't take me away from the things I did today
2009.05.24: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
2009.05.23: If this is what monsters are, I'll take them any day
2009.05.17: The sky has turned green, the seas are (soya) yogurt...
2009.05.10: The right to bare arms! Hoho, see what they did there?
2009.05.06: Thanks for the memery
2009.05.06: Dear world,
2009.05.06: Another reason that Shakesville roooolz the femblogginess
2009.05.04: Grumpy linkdump
2009.04.22: Raaaarrrrr!!!!!
2009.04.19: Read the colour suppliment, the TV guide
2009.04.19: The tulips still make me throw up in my mouth a little
2009.04.13: The real Amazon fail.
2009.04.10: micro-blogging
2009.04.04: Working on the ducks
2009.03.31: So devastatingly out of our heads
2009.03.27: 1001 things to do with the shuffle setting on iTunes...
2009.03.25: Post 1000! (Unless I go on a big ol' delete-o-rama)
2009.03.25: Lawnmower!!!
2009.03.12: A link
2009.03.11: For my own amusement
2009.03.10: There's something inside me that just won't allow me to
2009.03.08: Blind spot, thy name (and shape) is woman
2009.03.08: Happy International Women's Day!
2009.03.08: Amazon FAIL
2009.03.07: Once more, with feeling.
2009.03.05: Growing a backbone; or, Standing up for what I believe
2009.03.02: Things. But not stuff.
2009.02.28: Head go 'splody
2009.02.27: Simple instructions
2009.02.26: Gorgeous, but unavailable in the UK*
2009.02.25: Unfounded cynicism? (cont.)
2009.02.25: Fun with Feminism!
2009.02.24: Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
2009.02.23: I'm it!
2009.02.23: Boldly regressing and retreading...
2009.02.22: Half-anniversary? 6th Mensiversary?
2009.02.21: Right down to the marbles
2009.02.21: Riding high on love's true bluish light
2009.02.21: Drawing on experience
2009.02.18: Fed up.
2009.02.15: Playing with wordles
2009.02.14: Don't feed the right-wing anti-abortion godbags, for the love of Sheezus...
2009.02.10: What. The. FUCK???
2009.02.08: Sugar high
2009.02.07: *tips brain out over floor, picks through what falls out*
2009.02.04: Falling asleep in 3... 2...
2009.02.04: Cow doldrums
2009.02.03: Meep!
2009.02.01: How, exactly?
2009.01.31: This is good...
2009.01.29: Person for the ethical treatment of animals and women
2009.01.29: Just to remind you why I admire Bob Herbert
2009.01.28: Unformed thought
2009.01.24: Come and do the conga...
2009.01.24: Oh, nuts.
2009.01.23: The difference between 'sex' and 'abuse'
2009.01.23: Flame-grilled undies
2009.01.23: *wafts away the smell of fresh paint*
2009.01.23: *erects scaffolding and wraps carpet and bubblewrap round the uprights*
2009.01.22: I still only travel by foot and by foot, it's a slow climb
2009.01.21: So, there was this thing that happened in the US yesterday...
2009.01.20: Oh, have more...
2009.01.20: ...or am I just alive?
2009.01.19: The highlight of today. No understatement.
2009.01.19: A musical interlude...
2009.01.18: Licking my face and telling me he's my friend
2009.01.18: Strangely, I can't sleep.
2009.01.16: Applying freedom of choice
2009.01.13: It's one thing to read about it...
2009.01.10: Loggin in on Christmas Day was really an achievement? Srsly??
2009.01.07: Also, weekdays too.
2009.01.07: Resolution? Revolution? Lalala la
2009.01.03: Disappointment, I haz it.
2009.01.01: I've got a word of thanks, thanks that I'd like to say
2008.12.27: So this is Christmas
2008.12.18: I guess it would be different if they thought we were human
2008.12.18: Five Things
2008.12.17: Meme-a-licious!
2008.12.14: Hehehehehehehe......
2008.12.14: You don't really care for music, do you?
2008.12.13: 'Tis the Season, after all.
2008.12.12: Random stragglers
2008.12.12: From the 'You're kidding me, right?' files
2008.12.12: At an intersection
2008.12.11: Snapshot of Feminist Life
2008.12.10: Recommended Reading
2008.12.08: It's Gynaecological Clinic Monday!
2008.12.07: If I can't be a star, I won't get out of bed
2008.12.02: Gosh, it's just like old days, huh?
2008.12.02: Cold hands. Where *is* that draught coming from?
2008.12.02: Time for a sudden rethink?
2008.12.01: Fighting back. Again.
2008.11.29: Everything Passing By Is Not Coming Back
2008.11.24: Got a trigger inside
2008.11.21: Evidence of a higher power, or the Gay Mafia?
2008.11.01: In which it becomes an open letter the Alan Campbell, junior Home Office minister
2008.10.29: This Is Not An Invitation To Rape Me
2008.10.24: Personally political
2008.10.15: Love your body NOW!
2008.10.15: A reaction to all the 'Ur so gay' in Azeroth? Probably.
2008.10.12: In Praise Of Blizzard Entertainment
2008.10.11: In recommendation of Art Style: Orbient on the Wii...
2008.10.11: Can you guess the common theme?
2008.10.10: On racism and making my head want to shower the bus in blood and grey matter.
2008.10.08: Edit to add...
2008.10.08: I was alive
2008.09.21: On blood, breasts, babies and being unnatural and too stupid to know better (aka being a woman)
2008.09.19: It isn't hard to do
2008.09.18: I always come late
2008.09.14: A certain sun keeps rising
2008.09.10: Time goes by, so slowly
2008.09.06: Meanwhile, in Bizarro World...
2008.09.05: Is anyone else getting fed up of seeing Sarah Palin everywhere?
2008.09.04: A special mention goes to...
2008.09.04: Fair and balanced, pt. nonillion
2008.08.27: Dismiss the backroads
2008.08.27: And on day 11 of this month's period...
2008.08.26: I know it's an old clip... Humour me
2008.08.26: If I could fly, like bird on high
2008.08.23: A stone's throw
2008.08.07: Iz on hodilay!
2008.08.06: First, Auntie giveth...
2008.08.03: Shattering silence like an eggshell. Hopefully.
2008.08.02: Things that make me happy... Pt. 2
2008.08.02: Oh, to be a self-involved, priviliged male 'feminist'
2008.08.02: Things that make me happy... Pt. 1 in a new series
2008.07.31: Hello Mimmy!
2008.07.31: Bowing down before the one I serve, getting what I deserve.
2008.07.28: And it was a gas...
2008.07.27: This video makes my knees hurt
2008.07.25: A general round-up
2008.07.19: It's not about making money, it's about taking money
2008.07.16: No dark glasses required
2008.07.16: A distillation of my beliefs
2008.07.13:
2008.06.29: Finally found my blue tights!
2008.06.26: Mystic purple
2008.06.24: The 7 words
2008.06.22: Perhaps more super woman?
2008.06.22: The most perfect song, ever. Ever*
2008.06.14: In saturnine, sweetness, and Horatio Fin
2008.06.10: Fail.
2008.06.05: *koffkoffaaaaa-chew!*
2008.05.27: People suck.
2008.05.21: Hopefully not just heating soup
2008.05.02: I really should be tidying my room...
2008.05.01:
2008.04.26: Mind asplody
2008.04.23: A little more with the national pride...
2008.04.22: Squee!!!!1!
2008.04.22: When whipporwills call
2008.04.17: Remind you of anything?
2008.04.16: Totally speechless. Well, almost.
2008.04.15: Na na na na na naa naaah!
2008.04.14: Recurrent theme
2008.04.11: Put 'me' on the end of 'aweso' and what do you get? Yeah.
2008.04.09: Cheezburger down drain
2008.04.09: Corporate greed
2008.04.07: Blah.
2008.04.06: It's just a four letter word...
2008.04.06: The murderers
2008.04.05: Miss Cackle's Academy for Witches*
2008.04.05: Squeezy, squeezy hand death
2008.04.05: The schism of national pride
2008.04.05: You've turned into a nutter
2008.04.04: It's all about me. Me!
2008.04.03: Jo Brand, 22 years ago
2008.04.03: No snarky titles, nothing witty
2008.04.03: Adventures in 'pro-life' logic, pt. nonillion
2008.04.03: Sometimes, it can be hard to sparkle
2008.04.03: It feels so 80s, or early 90s...
2008.04.02: Can't you see that I am losing my marbles
2008.04.01: So take it all, I doubt if we will know it's gone
2008.03.31: I read your letters, to feel better
2008.03.30: Theory into practise
2008.03.30: Soon found out I was losing my mind
2008.03.29: I'm counting imaginary schoolchildren
2008.03.27: Fair and unbiased and somewhat random
2008.03.27: It is the light on science fiction reads just like a disease
2008.03.26: First it giveth...
2008.03.26:
2008.03.25: Bah and humbugs too.
2008.03.25: You come apart to intertwine
2008.03.24: A useful tip
2008.03.24: I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
2008.03.23: Tomorrow's much too long
2008.03.23: I guess it'd be different if they thought we were human
2008.03.22: You don't have to be mad to be a judge, but it helps
2008.03.21: Dance me very tenderly and dance me very long
2008.03.21: As happy as a turtle
2008.03.21: Who wants that honey?
2008.03.20: Am I lonely or am I just alive?
2008.03.20: Also known as the sound of me mashing my head off my keyboard.
2008.03.19: Maybe at the time it felt like dreaming
2008.03.19: A brief missive
2008.03.19: Halting me, is a fantasy
2008.03.16: How to make people walk into things.
2008.03.15: I'd rather be scared and fight
2008.03.14: It's a tough job...
2008.03.13: I'm not begging for no sympathy
2008.03.12: Slow-poked and cross-eyed
2008.03.12: If you see me, send me home
2008.03.11: Godless grace
2008.03.09: There's a /violin emote??
2008.03.09: A sliced up onion and a raw one
2008.03.08: Fair and unbiased*
2008.03.08: Why do I sense, benevolence
2008.03.07: You're a nut! Crazy and the coconuts!
2008.03.06: Feline groooovy
2008.03.06: Trees are falling without a sound
2008.03.04: Become a mystery to gaze into
2008.03.04: I can't go on digging roses from your grave
2008.03.04: There's nothing to lose and nothing to prove
2008.03.03: With all the force of what is true, is there nothing I can do?
2008.03.02: Have I mentioned recently?
2008.03.01: So may you come with your own knives, you'll never take me alive
2008.02.29: Best get down on bended knee...
2008.02.28: Spookily accurate?
2008.02.28: Stop all the clocks
2008.02.28: Found the Loctite!
2008.02.27: Pass the Bostick...
2008.02.27: Pass the UHU
2008.02.26: Raving, running-naked-through-the-streets psychosis
2008.02.24: About you people cause we're out to save the world
2008.02.22: Emptying the ocean with a teaspoon*
2008.02.22: Not quite Vera, Chuck and Dave
2008.02.22: I'm just trying to walk with you
2008.02.22: Silly, I know I'm silly...
2008.02.22: I fell ill inside eternal winter
2008.02.20: If I say nice things, will that get me a higher rating?
2008.02.20: *swoons*
2008.02.20: I'll be post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
2008.02.18: Midnight people, waiting for the Delta train
2008.02.17: 99 words later
2008.02.17: Feeling sinistral
2008.02.17: I'm waiting for you, like you never waited for me
2008.02.17: And the worst part is...
2008.02.17: Be nice to people, instead of garden gnomes.
2008.02.16: Sweet seventeen, sour twenty-nine*
2008.02.15: Need I say more?
2008.02.14: Happy Hallmark Day, peeps!
2008.02.14: Down in the 'Hood
2008.02.13: Cavoli Riscaldati
2008.02.13: They're from Chicago, the windy city...
2008.02.12: Squee!
2008.02.11: "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
2008.02.10: Average everyday sane psycho
2008.02.10: Supergoddess
2008.02.09: Gender equality we could probably do without
2008.02.07:
2008.02.06: Happy Birthday to me
2008.02.05: Pwned. All the cool kidz are doing it.
2008.02.04: Lost, in our ruse of fools
2008.02.04: The sanctimony of human life
2008.02.04: There's a lot of things that need to be done
2008.02.03: You would cry too
2008.02.03: My Book of Shadows
2008.02.03: There is no pill to take, so swallow the one that made you ill
2008.02.02: Data's Day*
2008.02.02: Lost in Azeroth
2008.01.30: Food processors are great!
2008.01.30: Enforced Ludditery
2008.01.29: And because the Pringles need no assistance
2008.01.29: Duvet dispatches
2008.01.29: In the attic with the stars
2008.01.29: Airy-fairy
2008.01.29: The lesser-spotted Depresso-not-in-black
2008.01.28: Thank the flying spaghetti monster for GHDs
2008.01.28: Self-pitying whining
2008.01.28: Look, something you didn't already know! (No. 15)
2008.01.28: And it's still only recently that these have been widly accepted rights
2008.01.28: No, really???
2008.01.28: A measure of just how bored I am
2008.01.27: "Sean Connery IS James Bond"
2008.01.27: Bored, boredboredbored
2008.01.27: TeeVeemeemee
2008.01.27: As a matter of fact, I do know a little Klingon
2008.01.27: Star light, star bright
2008.01.27: Skelf-like
2008.01.26: Full of remorse. No, really.
2008.01.26: Retro active
2008.01.26: Aunty? Sure it's not Uncle?
2008.01.26: Orally fixated
2008.01.25: An "apocalyptic rave"
2008.01.25: Alphabet Spaghet: Redux
2008.01.25: Menses messes
2008.01.25: Dreaming of Silvermoon City
2008.01.25: Inspired by my brother, but not including him
2008.01.25: If you only click on one link...
2008.01.24: Oh, the weather outside is frightful
2008.01.23: Sartorial misdirections
2008.01.23: I'm not sure I can incorporate the Pumpkins this time
2008.01.22: People will be denying the lunar landings next...
2008.01.22: Aw, bless
2008.01.22: Your lyrics are dumb, like a linoleum floor
2008.01.21: But for reasons unknown, I couldn't watch DS9.
2008.01.21: Hook up the Jagermeister I.V.
2008.01.21: Take me to the Blue Mountain, for those rich, brown beans
2008.01.21: A meteorological* sign?
2008.01.20: Much ado about nothing much
2008.01.20: Go, me, go.
2008.01.20: The middle woman
2008.01.20: Bah. And double Bah.
2008.01.20: Risking my Feminist card...
2008.01.20: A tale of two murders, on the other side of the world
2008.01.19: Huh.
2008.01.19: I'm even too angry to come up with a witty post title
2008.01.19: Arrrr... And other piratey things.
2008.01.19: Not wishing to let Jud down, either
2008.01.18: Alcohomahol
2008.01.18: Bile rising
2008.01.18: Non-accomplishments
2008.01.18: Instant weight-loss NOW!
2008.01.18: Read this article NOW!
2008.01.18: Found
2008.01.18: It's this or more links
2008.01.18: Look! No links!
2008.01.17: It's marvellous losing another
2008.01.17: More journalistic holes. Honestly, I think they do it deliberately.
2008.01.17: Note to self
2008.01.16: The language of journalism, pt.... many.
2008.01.16: What do I want in a man?
2008.01.16: I fear the graph has come and stolen all the laughs
2008.01.16: Sitting here drawing circles
2008.01.15: Not much else to say today
2008.01.15: From the "Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself" files
2008.01.14: Such a lightweight...
2008.01.14: Infinity plus one
2008.01.14: We'd both run right out of words
2008.01.14: *muttermuttermemermuttermutter*
2008.01.13: Not wanting to disappoint Pilf...
2008.01.13: Sunday outrage (like all other days, but look, there's a non-political story at the end)
2008.01.13: Journalists write the silliest things, part of an ongoing series.
2008.01.13: A snapshot of life
2008.01.13: The Grasshopper meme*
2008.01.12: Uuuuuuh...
2008.01.12: Cool enough to not quite see it
2008.01.12: There's a time and a place for everything
2008.01.12: The shapes of the gaps inbetween
2008.01.11: Will we have rainbows?
2008.01.11: Same old, same old...
2008.01.11: No more holey bread
2008.01.11: Can't sleep, in a shitty mood
2008.01.10: Further irritations
2008.01.10: For some reason, these never fail to put me in a bad mood.
2008.01.10: From the "My heart bleeds" files...
2008.01.10: More to add to the wishlist, it appears
2008.01.10: Alexithymia
2008.01.10: Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
2008.01.09: Pilf, Fiat....
2008.01.09: Blindsided
2008.01.09: New things. News.
2008.01.08: I'm feeling grumpy, so you'll have another meme and like it...
2008.01.08: Just thrown up on my keyboard...
2008.01.08: Bet he doesn't know what D&C stands for, or what RU-486 is...
2008.01.08: Picking a thought. Like picking a fight, but not.
2008.01.08: Random junk
2008.01.08: Consent
2008.01.07: Hot mano-a-mano action
2008.01.07: The zenith of meme and blog
2008.01.07: It's called 'procrastimemeing'
2008.01.07: The clover under your feet is shooting stars in the night.
2008.01.07: Another moment, another meme
2008.01.07: Back away slowly, avoid all sudden movements
2008.01.06: Please ensure all sharp objects are out of reach
2008.01.06: You know the drill
2008.01.06: Before my eyes start focussing in new and exciting ways
2008.01.06: Interweb appeal
2008.01.06: *headdesk*
2008.01.05: Mindless meme about music
2008.01.05: Questions, always with the questions
2008.01.05: A cunning conundrum. Possibly.
2008.01.05: Making the political personal
2008.01.05: Who needs sleep?
2008.01.04: Ice skating in swimwear
2008.01.04: A thousand different versions of yourself
2008.01.03: Resuming normal service
2008.01.03: Resolve? But I'm not hungover...
2008.01.02: Near beyond the moon, far beyond the stars
2008.01.01: Becoming the spear
2007.12.30: Between the devil and the deep blue
2007.12.29: Mir ist kalt, so kalt
2007.12.28:
2007.12.28: Took a long time to come
2007.12.28: Every cloud, etc.
2007.12.28: Hardwired
2007.12.27: Lifelike and poseable, hopeless and disposable
2007.12.26: An insight to my thought processes
2007.12.26: More things to read
2007.12.25: Like a Magic 8 Ball, but with music
2007.12.25: curling up inside my private tortures
2007.12.25: Comfort and joy
2007.12.24: A Festivus meme...
2007.12.24: F.A.O. Pilfkin
2007.12.23: In my head, it's all Pumpkins, ALL THE TIME
2007.12.22:
2007.12.21: I used to be indescisive, now I'm not so sure
2007.12.21: Born. Eat. Shag. Die.
2007.12.21: Something to think about
2007.12.21: I really might hurt someone, very soon
2007.12.21: Go on, click on the link....
2007.12.21: I think I'm going to hurt someone.
2007.12.21: In lieu of anything useful or interesting
2007.12.20: Imagine, if you will, a triumphant whooping sound
2007.12.19: Stream of barely-conciousness
2007.12.18:
2007.12.17: Woohoo! And, ouch.
2007.12.17: Kafka would be proud, to find out
2007.12.17: Just found me a hobby...
2007.12.17: Answers on a postcard to...
2007.12.17: From my old LiveJournal account, some time in 2005
2007.12.16: Music is a mood mirror and an emotion engine
2007.12.16: Opening up to the floor...
2007.12.16: Espirit d'escalier. Of a sort.
2007.12.16: Why does 'unique' sound more and more like 'eunuch' the more I say it?
2007.12.16: Some thought patterns are indestructible
2007.12.15: Let's talk about you, what do you think of me, me, me, me?
2007.12.15: Don't be stealing my identity now, I'm already skint.
2007.12.15: I think I'm trying to say something
2007.12.15: Play, my pretties, play
2007.12.15: Post 600 *sprinkles glitter*
2007.12.14: Failing to dodge the monkey poo
2007.12.14: To Do list
2007.12.13: Evil quack
2007.12.13: Oestrogen rising still further
2007.12.13: Hmm. I hear what you're saying, but no, absolutely not. Are you crazy?
2007.12.13: Just call me red-pen-Feebs
2007.12.11: Pray to Sony, my soul to keep
2007.12.11: And more
2007.12.10: Oestrogen rising
2007.12.10: And so beats the final coda
2007.12.09: Just a picture of my dreams
2007.12.09: Now tell me that little girls wearing the bunny is a good, empowering thing
2007.12.08: Manic musical memery
2007.12.08:
2007.12.08: *smears lipstick, backcombs hair*
2007.12.08: Think of all the fun I've missed, think of all the boys I haven't kissed...
2007.12.08: Blogthings: telling you stuff you already know since 2001
2007.12.08: Average? Below average?? Lies!
2007.12.08: So much clit, she don't need no balls
2007.12.07: I read the news today, oh boy
2007.12.06: When I get mad and I get pissed...
2007.12.05: Bagged and tagged
2007.12.05: Feminism 101 (Part gajillion of an on-going series)
2007.12.05: Chuffling insomnia...
2007.12.05: Life imitates art
2007.12.03:
2007.12.02: I can still hear you when you dream
2007.12.01: What if the world refused it's turn?
2007.12.01: Double yew, teee, effff.
2007.12.01: Diggin' for the feel of something new
2007.11.30: I've still got nuthin', so have these instead.
2007.11.30: Breaking news
2007.11.29: I think too much, on things I want too much
2007.11.29: Feminism. It's not (just) for girls.
2007.11.29: Height of matchooooority, me.
2007.11.28:
2007.11.27: Should've been 'have you ever... you will soon!'
2007.11.27: Get off the internet (I'll meet you in the street)
2007.11.27: Progress, of a sort
2007.11.26: Wit's end? About 60 miles back that-a-way.
2007.11.25: Meme-a-licious
2007.11.25: Attitudinally-challenged diva
2007.11.25: Donimoes
2007.11.23: Have you ever, would you ever...?
2007.11.23: Staff discount rooolz!!1!!
2007.11.22: And lows are the way, so hard to say
2007.11.21: Final straw
2007.11.21:
2007.11.20: *mashes head off nearest available hard surface*
2007.11.19: Too tired to think straight
2007.11.18: Bruised and bloody, does it over again
2007.11.18: Could I be dreaming?
2007.11.17: It's a funny old game
2007.11.16:
2007.11.16: Brain detritus
2007.11.16: Ms. Grumpypants rides again
2007.11.15: And because it's just not me without them...
2007.11.15: Pop Quiz
2007.11.15: When I say that I like music with guitars in...
2007.11.15: Feel free to skip these posts, I'm mostly just amusing myself
2007.11.15: VAST-a-rama
2007.11.15: It's a race, a race for rats to try
2007.11.14: Nightmare in blue
2007.11.14: Both my parents are in the room, do excuse me...
2007.11.14: Off she went with a trumpety trump
2007.11.14: A single wrong is not enough
2007.11.14: Blah blah blah
2007.11.13: Life's on standby
2007.11.13: The moon as a disco ball?
2007.11.13: Blue skies and children
2007.11.12: From time to time her eyes get wide
2007.11.12: Screw that, forget about that, I don't want to know about anything like that
2007.11.11:
2007.11.11: Random meme
2007.11.11:
2007.11.11: Taking the batteries out the biological clock
2007.11.10: I get angry about injustice. Who knew?
2007.11.09: *straightens French Maid outfit*
2007.11.09: This seems appropriate
2007.11.09: So on-trend it's almost painful
2007.11.09: Think you would die, if I were to ignore you
2007.11.08: Mountains, molehills.
2007.11.08: The Etch-A-Sketch end of the world
2007.11.07: I think I've done this before, but never mind...
2007.11.07: The Queen of wishful thinking
2007.11.07: The computer was fighting back when I tried to post this earlier
2007.11.06: Does this mean I'm a grown-up?
2007.11.06: Recycling tips for the paranoid. And delusional.
2007.11.06: Isn't the information super net wunnerful?
2007.11.06: Ooohya
2007.11.06: Lucid dreaming
2007.11.05: If my body's not my own, damn right it will be "not ever"
2007.11.05: It's "Give me your coldEST shoulder to cry upon"
2007.11.05: Do not readjust your sets, normal service will resume shortly
2007.11.05: Hormonal possession
2007.11.04:
2007.11.04: Love stinks, yeah yeah
2007.11.04: Setting the Platinum Standard in TMI
2007.11.03: To mark tonight's activities
2007.11.03: I've had it with reality, I want a fairy Godmother
2007.11.03: Perchance to dream
2007.11.02: I think I might throw up...
2007.11.02: With your feet on the air and your head in the ground
2007.11.01: Good news will work it's way
2007.10.31: Be my friend, hold me, wrap me up
2007.10.31: And maybe some Faith would do me good
2007.10.30: Ms. Grumpypants
2007.10.30: How tired and cranky am I?
2007.10.29: Hearts and minds. If that doesn't work, throats?
2007.10.29: Squee!
2007.10.28: Meme. Word.
2007.10.28: Falling back
2007.10.27: I have a new crush
2007.10.27: You could be my cherry cola
2007.10.26: Further confirmation that I'm not *that* weird
2007.10.26: More maniacal musical memery
2007.10.26:
2007.10.26: And I'm sitting here, wasting my time, in a battleship built for two
2007.10.26: Take Two
2007.10.25: With this Kitty...
2007.10.25: I love life every day, each and every way
2007.10.24: Bigger drawers required
2007.10.24: Fizzing at the ears
2007.10.23: Take my hand, and don't let go
2007.10.23: Skeevy guitarist or not
2007.10.23: And it's neither sink nor swim
2007.10.23: They fuck you up, your Mum and Dad
2007.10.23:
2007.10.23: Change my mind, I can't decide, there's too many variations to consider
2007.10.22: Oh, he made my blood just burn
2007.10.21: I need a superfreak to calm my nerves
2007.10.21: Beaker has coffee.
2007.10.21: Chicken In A Basket
2007.10.21: Animaniacs - Wheel of Morality Compilation
2007.10.21: Could have used this in my neuropsychology classes
2007.10.21: It's not even a full moon yet
2007.10.20: How The Cat Wakes You Up In The Morning!
2007.10.20: Look up to the sky, sky, sky
2007.10.20: Distressingly, I got all the Bryan Adams questions wrong.
2007.10.19: Open up your skull, I'll be there
2007.10.19: Are YOU a Feminist?
2007.10.19: Get down on your knees and
2007.10.19: Oh. My. Gods. I want to see this film.
2007.10.19: If you look at the moon, when I look at the moon, we're connected by the moon, lookin' at the moon in the moonshine lalala la
2007.10.19: When you can't decide what's on your mind
2007.10.18: It's not easy, being green
2007.10.18:
2007.10.18: How far would you go to avoid pregnancy?
2007.10.18: Blow it, pop it, snap it, crack it, yeah
2007.10.18: Like the random detritus from the bottom of my bag
2007.10.18: Wedding music
2007.10.18: Looking at this now, it explains a lot
2007.10.18: Oh, it's a dirty job
2007.10.18: We just float on
2007.10.18: Bah.
2007.10.17: Ants in the carpet, dirty little monsters
2007.10.17: Pools of sorrow, waves of joy
2007.10.16: I'll break your fucking face tonight
2007.10.16: A list of standard-issue regrets
2007.10.16: Not the reason I wanted to be getting up early for...
2007.10.15: Bloody and tenderized
2007.10.15: Look, I'm all eBay savvy!
2007.10.15: The 'someone's-trying-to-outbid-me-on-my-shoes-so-I'm-not-moving' meme
2007.10.15: It's the way that we rhyme
2007.10.14: Who else could you be?
2007.10.14: Meme rebuilt
2007.10.14: The longest half hour
2007.10.14: I just can't hi-i-i-i-i-ide it
2007.10.14: Marvel at my mental retention
2007.10.13: Distracted and fired up. Yup, I'm back to normal!
2007.10.13: When highs are the lows, and lows are the way, so hard to say, I guess now you know
2007.10.13: Right here, right now
2007.10.13: The first, the last, the everything
2007.10.13: Is this going to happen every October?
2007.10.13: Act 3
2007.10.12: To pass the time while the Citalopram takes effect
2007.10.12: I now wants to kill Me
2007.10.12: I hates Me
2007.10.11: And a 4, 3, 2, 1...
2007.10.11: Some rules are made to be broken
2007.10.11: Someone put the wrong marks on the napkin?
2007.10.11: Keep on, keep on living
2007.10.10: I intend to be independantly blue
2007.10.10: You're kidding me, right?
2007.10.10: I'm losing track of days anyway
2007.10.10: Scraping the barrel's insides
2007.10.10: Feminist spiders
2007.10.10: When was the last time you...
2007.10.09: It'd be wrong to not post the 3rd bit too
2007.10.09: Meesa all sparkly glowy!
2007.10.09: Feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon
2007.10.09: The Death of He-Man
2007.10.09: Deceptacon
2007.10.09: Underwear with ham on rye
2007.10.08: Hot Topic
2007.10.08: This makes me smile
2007.10.07: Ooh, my specialist subject. No, not the Smashing Pumpkins...
2007.10.07: Yay or Nay Sunday
2007.10.07: That's about £2000, right? I'll take three.
2007.10.07: Why is my eyelid twitching?
2007.10.07: That low?
2007.10.07: I'm getting ready to lose
2007.10.07: Battery power
2007.10.07: Not amused. Or getting enough iron.
2007.10.07: Minor freakout
2007.10.07: A Proper Love Song. For my really true love.
2007.10.07: We're Here, We're Queer, We're Checking Out Your Shoes
2007.10.06: *the sound of my readership being shocked*
2007.10.06: Catatonia looks like this
2007.10.05: But not quite bored enough to stop
2007.10.05: I'm almost bored of this too...
2007.10.05: Alphabet Spaghet
2007.10.05:
2007.10.05: Bored? Me?
2007.10.05: 5 Things You Don't know About Me(me)
2007.10.05: Incapable of original thought
2007.10.05: I'm just the tears inside your head
2007.10.04: Morbid fascination
2007.10.04:
2007.10.04: Meh.
2007.10.03: Testicular flamboyance and vulvar pyrotechnics
2007.10.03: Gypsy Rose Feebs
2007.10.03: And I say "How appropriate"
2007.10.03: No memes, just me
2007.10.02: Something to look forward to...
2007.10.02: D is for drum
2007.10.02: And we don't even care, as restless as we are
2007.10.02: Just in case you thought I was some kind of all-knowing wonder woman
2007.10.02: The novelty *will* wear off. Eventually.
2007.10.02: Post clips from YouTube to my blog?
2007.10.02: Messing about, not knowing what I'm doing, really
2007.10.02: Insomnia bites. Again.
2007.10.01: More Musical Memery
2007.10.01: I have Google and nothing except snot in my head
2007.10.01:
2007.10.01: Shit, lookit the time!
2007.10.01: Procrastination? I'll think about that later.
2007.10.01: I'm not sick but I'm not well
2007.09.30: Thoughts like mercury
2007.09.30: Perhaps the only meme that means anything to anyone
2007.09.30: My new favourite thing. And a used tissue.
2007.09.29: Ticking in my heart, not broken
2007.09.29: It's only words...
2007.09.29: If man is five and the devil is six
2007.09.28: Swiped, like an angry bear's attack. Or something.
2007.09.28: Lowest common denominator
2007.09.28: Kiss and kill me sweetly
2007.09.27: GooglyGooglyGoogly eyes
2007.09.27: It's alliteration Thursday!
2007.09.26: "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
2007.09.26: I'm not sure it'll fit in the CD player...
2007.09.26: Your legs aren't taking any more requests
2007.09.25: If you don't expect much, you'll love it
2007.09.25: I rumour to the straight and narrow
2007.09.25: Ten more reasons why I need somebody new
2007.09.24: Expert textpert, choking smokers, don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
2007.09.24: Snot Machine croaks (sore throat, you see)
2007.09.23: Mouth breathing sucks. And blows.
2007.09.23: Good little girls, they never show it
2007.09.22: Any thoughts?
2007.09.22: Why is the bedroom so cold?
2007.09.22: Your lyrics are dumb, like a linoleum floor
2007.09.21: Head keep turning that chin
2007.09.21: Says I don't owe him nothing
2007.09.20:
2007.09.20: What if what is isn't true
2007.09.19: Glancing up from my navel...
2007.09.19: Sitting at a bar in Guadalahara...
2007.09.18: Pilfkin's question and more (bracketing)
2007.09.18: *sparkle*
2007.09.18: Birds flyin' high, you know how I feel
2007.09.18: Throw some glitter on, that'll make 'em shiny
2007.09.18: Enough already!
2007.09.18: Gosh. Cuz I hadn't already figured this out for myself...
2007.09.18: Did I mention I'm prone to suggestion?
2007.09.17: Bear with me, there's hundreds of these things and I'm not sleepy
2007.09.17: And yet more...
2007.09.17: And still more...
2007.09.17: I have nothing better to do
2007.09.17: This one's got my name all over it...
2007.09.17: Who thinks up these things?
2007.09.17: blogthings.com: Feminists 'R' Us, evidently
2007.09.17: Making like Beaker
2007.09.17: 7 Shades of Black
2007.09.17: If I loved myself, I'd be shooting you, laa laa laalaaa
2007.09.16: And what I say disgusts me, here is my real head
2007.09.15: Today, I shall mostly (bracket)
2007.09.15: As Black As Coal, As Night
2007.09.15: When depression comes, be waiting for it. With a pump-action shotgun.
2007.09.14:
2007.09.14: *the middle eight (or bridge, if you're fussy) of Winter In My Heart*
2007.09.13:
2007.09.13: Don't take me down, coz I'm not done
2007.09.12: Take my hand, and don't let go
2007.09.11:
2007.09.10: The bee goes buzz buzz buzzzz
2007.09.10: Bah and buggeration
2007.09.10: Life sucks and the grass is green
2007.09.09: Fight myself in two
2007.09.09: Jackie Chan style
2007.09.07: Buggernuts
2007.09.07: Doesn't have to be piglets; you can shave a dog
2007.09.06: The silly reasons in a goldfish laugh
2007.09.06:
2007.09.05: I don't know my future, after this weekend
2007.09.05: I laugh so much at this, I might throw up
2007.09.05:
2007.09.04:
2007.09.04: You're a wretched malformed mutant and God hates you
2007.09.03:
2007.09.03:
2007.09.02:
2007.09.01: There are times I hate myself with a passion
2007.09.01: Woot. Let the good times roll.
2007.08.31: Oh, it kills
2007.08.31:
2007.08.31:
2007.08.31: I'm never drinking again*
2007.08.29:
2007.08.29: I'm a good person, really. Really.
2007.08.29:
2007.08.28: Thrown Away
2007.08.28: Glitter on the highway
2007.08.27:
2007.08.27:
2007.08.26: Tiramisu coffee smells better than it tastes
2007.08.26:
2007.08.26: Paper Bag
2007.08.26:
2007.08.25: To do, to day, tra laa...
2007.08.25: Simple things for simple minds
2007.08.25:
2007.08.24:
2007.08.24: Doing the math
2007.08.24: Scarecrows and disease
2007.08.24: I wish, I wish I could lie
2007.08.24: Blank Page
2007.08.24:
2007.08.24: Love is drunk all the time
2007.08.24: Tired of dreaming of rest
2007.08.24: Sleep will not come to this tired body now...
2007.08.23: Oleander holly, crimson feet of Collie
2007.08.23: And, thusly, the creation of Jar Jar Binks was justified
2007.08.23:
2007.08.23: God hates freaks
2007.08.23: Suffer my desire
2007.08.23: There are some things I live without
2007.08.22:
2007.08.22:
2007.08.22: You'll never get to heaven with a smile on your face
2007.08.21: If last year was Turn My Way, this year is Minerva
2007.08.21: I shouldn't listen to Gloomy Sunday
2007.08.21:
2007.08.21:
2007.08.20: I've messed up
2007.08.20:
2007.08.20:
2007.08.19: The strangest thing
2007.08.19:
2007.08.19:
2007.08.18: Blogging Creativity (Don't Mock. Please.)
2007.08.18: Oh For Fuck's Sake
2007.08.18:
2007.08.18:
2007.08.17: Tempting fate
2007.08.17:
2007.08.17:
2007.08.16: Can't even focus on my coffee cup (take 2)
2007.08.16: Can't even focus on my coffee cup
2007.08.15: The Information Super-B Roads
2007.08.15: Much randomness
2007.08.14:
2007.08.13:
2007.08.11: Losing the will to live
2007.08.11: I laughed 'til a little pee came out.
2007.08.10: Inner conflict
2007.08.10: Speed kills, but beauty lives forever
2007.08.09: Somewhat riled and other stuff
2007.08.08: Band wagon's full, find another
2007.08.08: Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart
2007.08.07: See? I'm speshul!
2007.08.07:
2007.08.06: Broken teeth and poor justice
2007.08.05: Fist date
2007.08.05:
2007.08.04:
2007.08.03:
2007.08.02: I close my eyes
2007.08.02: Titty Beer*
2007.08.01: Under the duvet
2007.07.31: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
2007.07.30: *Happy dance*
2007.07.29: They'll take away my license
2007.07.29: And it improves with age. No, really.
2007.07.28: Not enough money or alcohol in the universe
2007.07.27: A million watts of sound can't compare
2007.07.26: Lovely
2007.07.24: Exhaustified
2007.07.24: Who put speed in my coffee?
2007.07.23: It's not illegal if no money changes hands, right?
2007.07.23: Mas Mas Mas Por Favor
2007.07.22: Mirrors are evil and must be destroyed
2007.07.22: And with a name like OogieBoogie...
2007.07.22: Thwarted, again
2007.07.22:
2007.07.21: And if you move real slow...
2007.07.20: Spider Pig, Spider Pig....
2007.07.20: (not nice dream)
2007.07.19: Ow.
2007.07.19: Someone in Scotland has a heart attack every 15 minutes
2007.07.18:
2007.07.18:
2007.07.18:
2007.07.17:
2007.07.17: Statistics
2007.07.16: Tearing off tights with my teeth...
2007.07.14: Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
2007.07.13: Ticking over
2007.07.10: Oopsie!
2007.07.09:
2007.07.03: I do believe I've arrived in a circle of Hell...
2007.07.02:
2007.06.29: Tingly
2007.06.28:
2007.06.27: It's sad and disturbing
2007.06.27: Impending Doom?
2007.06.26:
2007.06.25:
2007.06.24: Oh, the frustration...
2007.06.24: Blah.
2007.06.24: Go To Scotland
2007.06.23: So... Yeah.
2007.06.23: Shit. I was never in love!
2007.06.23: Tomorrow, I will mostly look to my right.
2007.06.23: Good evening and welcome to The Love Making Process
2007.06.23: Ross Noble IN
2007.06.23: The Best (and possibly only) Impression of A Fly
2007.06.23: Robot Chicken - Giraffe
2007.06.22:
2007.06.21: Giving Up Is Hard To Do
2007.06.20:
2007.06.19:
2007.06.18: Windows and Doors
2007.06.18: The Final Dénoument
2007.06.16:
2007.06.15: Ben
2007.06.14: Cures All Major Upsets
2007.06.14: Marvellous Marvelon
2007.06.11:
2007.06.08: And Now I'm Left, Like A Flag On Top The Moon
2007.06.07: Ch-ch-changes
2007.06.04: O!M!G!
2007.06.01:
2007.05.25: The Cards Have Spoken...
2007.05.24: Like A Record, Baby, Round, Round
2007.05.20: Lady Luck
2007.05.17: Modern Technology!
2007.05.15:
2007.05.13:
2007.05.13:
2007.05.10: Why watch 3 films?
2007.05.10: What Can I say?
2007.05.10: Heh, proved wrong already!
2007.05.10: Even pixelated, Dave's hot.
2007.05.08: *Claps Hands Excitedly*
2007.05.08: I'm Dead, Long Live Me
2007.05.07: Zeitgeist
2007.05.07:
2007.05.02:
2007.05.02: Hehe
2007.04.30:
2007.04.27:
2007.04.27: I wish I'd written this.
2007.04.24:
2007.04.21:
2007.04.19: I'm fed up.
2007.04.19:
2007.04.18:
2007.04.16: Too Much Cheese?
2007.04.16:
2007.04.12:
2007.04.11:
2007.04.05: Remember the Crystal Maze?
2007.04.05: The Library Experience
2007.04.05: It just keeps getting better
2007.04.05: And there's more....
2007.04.05: History Today
2007.04.04: Men Don't Make Passes At Women Who Wear Glasses
2007.04.04: The Kettle is Singing!
2007.04.03:
2007.04.02: Pop Tart
2007.04.01:
2007.03.30: The World's Coolest T Shirt (tm)
2007.03.29:
2007.03.28: "If I can't be a star, I won't get out of bed"
2007.03.28: Bibble!
2007.03.26:
2007.03.23: Life's a dramadey
2007.03.12: I need to get a life.
2007.03.11:
2007.03.10: One day, I may laugh...
2007.03.08: "Under the Ninja suit, I'm naked and scared."
2007.03.07: New toy, moi?
2007.03.06: Technololololology roolz!
2007.03.06: To counter the clickety clack of the train...
2007.03.02: Crazy, crazy
2007.02.22: My first legitimate day off...
2007.02.22:
2007.02.14: Woooooo!
2007.02.09: I can't do this anymore
2007.02.08: Romance Is Dead, Long Live Romance!
2007.01.24:
2007.01.03:
2006.12.22:
2006.12.13: Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
2006.12.13:
2006.12.12: Songbird sweet and sour Jane
2006.12.10:
2006.12.07:
2006.12.07: My bladder's small
2006.12.06:
2006.12.06: The time I nearly died
2006.12.06: Does it show that I'm nearly 3 sheets to the wind?
2006.12.05: And I was in such a good mood, too.
2006.12.05:
2006.12.04:
2006.12.02: Found this on The Onion
2006.12.02: Oh, bugger.
2006.12.01:
2006.11.30: I don't want top up, I want stays up!
2006.11.29: Robot Chicken - Titanic Skit
2006.11.29:
2006.11.28: Just remembered what I was talking about before I got distracted!
2006.11.28: Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed...
2006.11.28: Clarification
2006.11.28: Eyeneeeedaweeeeeeeee!
2006.11.26:
2006.11.25: Put on your red shoes, and dance the blues...
2006.11.25:
2006.11.24:
2006.11.24: And breathe... and relax...
2006.11.24: Loyalty. What is it worth?
2006.11.23: You Tube.
2006.11.23: Beaker has coffee.
2006.11.23: The Quest Continues...
2006.11.23:
2006.11.22: Andy Williams' songwriter
2006.11.22:
2006.11.21:
2006.11.21:
2006.11.21: Turn My Way
2006.11.19: Ho ho!
2006.11.19: So Sleepy
2006.11.17: The Strange Things That Come To Mind
2006.11.17: First snow of the season...
2006.11.17: Weee!
2006.11.16: Woot!
2006.11.16: Friends Reunited makes me feel dirty
2006.11.16: More strange dreams
2006.11.15: Sudden Fear of Lettuce
2006.11.15: My subconcious scares me...
2006.11.15: Bunch of fuckers!!
2006.11.14: *muttermuttermutter*
2006.11.14: Isn't my new layout pretty?
2006.11.13: Almost done with the moving
2006.11.10: Braveshite
2006.11.10: Top 5 Shows that Every Home Should Own on DVD*
2006.11.10: Dammit, I always fall asleep at the good bits...
2006.11.04: If I Ruled the World...
2006.11.04: "the drugs flatten the lumps a bit and you can see further and more clearly"
2006.10.30:
2006.10.27:
2006.10.23:
2006.10.18:
2006.10.03: Was it all just a dream???
2006.09.07: Lemme Shimmy In Your Window (Lemme Riffle Through Your Drawers)
2006.09.07: Ah'm no weel.. *koff* *koff*
2006.08.21:
2006.08.08: I think I may throw up...
2006.08.04: Blah.
2006.08.04:
2006.08.04: Things to do while transferring 4000 songs. Again.
2006.08.04:
2006.08.04: *headdesk*
2006.08.01: All is forgiven
2006.08.01:
2006.08.01: SonyBaby
2006.08.01: A phrase I must remember...
2006.08.01: I don't know much, but I know I hate Sony...
2006.08.01:
2006.08.01: A Nony Mouse

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